Storyteller Of Absurd Expectations Gifts

Looking for a gift for the storyteller of absurd expectations? Our collection of playful, witty products showcases their creative flair and humorous outlook. Perfect for inspiring their next big tale or simply making them smile, these gifts blend humor and imagination effortlessly.

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'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.' mockup

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.' mockup

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.' mockup

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.' mockup

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

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'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!'' mockup

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!'' mockup

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!'' mockup

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!'' mockup

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

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"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home." mockup

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home." mockup

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home." mockup

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home." mockup

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

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'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.' mockup

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.' mockup

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.' mockup

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.' mockup

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

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"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?" mockup

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?" mockup

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?" mockup

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?" mockup

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

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'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...' mockup

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...' mockup

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...' mockup

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...' mockup

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

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'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?' mockup

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?' mockup

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?' mockup

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?' mockup

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

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"Now you can send it."

"Now you can send it." mockup

"Now you can send it." mockup

"Now you can send it." mockup

"Now you can send it." mockup

"Now you can send it."

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'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.' mockup

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.' mockup

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.' mockup

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.' mockup

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

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'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!' mockup

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!' mockup

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!' mockup

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!' mockup

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

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Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage. mockup

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage. mockup

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage. mockup

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage. mockup

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

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"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks." mockup

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks." mockup

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks." mockup

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks." mockup

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

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'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'Miss Jones, take this down.' mockup

'Miss Jones, take this down.' mockup

'Miss Jones, take this down.' mockup

'Miss Jones, take this down.' mockup

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

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Baseball. mockup

Baseball. mockup

Baseball. mockup

Baseball. mockup

Baseball.

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"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof." mockup

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof." mockup

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof." mockup

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof." mockup

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

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Operation. mockup

Operation. mockup

Operation. mockup

Operation. mockup

Operation.

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UFO and snowman

UFO and snowman mockup

UFO and snowman mockup

UFO and snowman mockup

UFO and snowman mockup

UFO and snowman

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"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime." mockup

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime." mockup

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime." mockup

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime." mockup

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

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Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys! mockup

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys! mockup

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys! mockup

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys! mockup

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

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Press freedom day

Press freedom day mockup

Press freedom day mockup

Press freedom day mockup

Press freedom day mockup

Press freedom day

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'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.' mockup

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.' mockup

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.' mockup

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.' mockup

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

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'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.' mockup

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.' mockup

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.' mockup

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.' mockup

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

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"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist." mockup

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist." mockup

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist." mockup

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist." mockup

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

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Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed mockup

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed mockup

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed mockup

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed mockup

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

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Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully. mockup

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully. mockup

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully. mockup

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully. mockup

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

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'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.' mockup

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.' mockup

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.' mockup

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.' mockup

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

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'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself. mockup

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself. mockup

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself. mockup

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself. mockup

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

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Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale. mockup

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale. mockup

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale. mockup

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale. mockup

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

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'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.' mockup

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.' mockup

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.' mockup

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.' mockup

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

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Trapeze artists commuting

Trapeze artists commuting mockup

Trapeze artists commuting mockup

Trapeze artists commuting mockup

Trapeze artists commuting mockup

Trapeze artists commuting

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A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver mockup

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver mockup

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver mockup

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver mockup

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

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Storyteller Of Absurd Expectations Gifts Collection

Storyteller Of Absurd Expectations Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs filled with humor and absurdity — ideal for anyone who delights in storytelling and unexpected twists.

Storyteller Of Absurd Expectations Pillows

Find cozy pillows that reflect the playful chaos of a storyteller’s world — perfect for brightening up any space.

Storyteller Of Absurd Expectations Prints

Browse striking prints that bring the imaginative flair of absurd story-tellers into your home or office.

Storyteller Of Absurd Expectations T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate creative minds and absurd expectations — a fantastic way to wear your imagination proudly.