Story_time_enjoyer Gifts

Servant telling a visitor that the mistress isn't in and a girl revealing the truth

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

Little Princess.

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Bedtime in Ancient Greece