Stories About Moms Gifts

"YOUR mother? - Let me tell you about MY mother...."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

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"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Fitness Programme for babies

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Use your inside scream."

"He looks just like your husband."

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Toys in the DVD Player.

Why moms make bad refs.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."