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"YOUR mother? - Let me tell you about MY mother...."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

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"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

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"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

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"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Toys in the DVD Player.

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

Why moms make bad refs.

"He looks just like your husband."

"Use your inside scream."

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