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'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Chez Nous Menu

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Mother Nature

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"He's such a fussy eater."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

Fitness Programme for babies

Downloading Pregnancy

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

I love my family!

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

Men explained.