Stone Age Surrealist T-Shirts

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

ThrEschers.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

Ball Pool Peril

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

Flower Painting

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"Meow...."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'The day has come.'

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

Just another day at Helium Farm

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

Super Infinity Motel

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

Man with balloon dog meets dog with balloon man.

Alma and her Flying Wall-To-Wall Carpet

'These krill seem awfully surprised to see us Gepetto.'

Grim Singer

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

Spoon Size Shredded Yeti

Valuation of Heaven