Stone Age Surrealist Pillows

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Ball Pool Peril

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

"Meow...."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Flower Painting

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'The day has come.'

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

Just another day at Helium Farm

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

Super Infinity Motel

Alma and her Flying Wall-To-Wall Carpet

Spoon Size Shredded Yeti

"That must be Java Man!"

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

"This is about life on another planet."

Grim Singer

'These krill seem awfully surprised to see us Gepetto.'

Man with balloon dog meets dog with balloon man.