Stained-glass Surrealist Pillows

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

'There's nothing on.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"Collections were down. We had to get creative."

Ball Pool Peril

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

Spoon Size Shredded Yeti

"That must be Java Man!"

Rainy Day, Boredom

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

Grim Singer

Man pouring himself wine notices a hand with a glass, waiting to be topped up, coming from the chimney.

"Whose idea was it to bring the pineapple?"

Art Appreciation- Rene Magritte

St Berts - Britain's first open mouth surgery in progress.

Signs your breakfast is trying to kill you.

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

Shrinking beggar.

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

"Psssst! Jimmy, wake up man! I think you're having a nightmare!"

'I admit that we are a progressive order Brother, but when I asked you to update our stained-glass window...'

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

'Ground control? We've just entered the Magritte Galaxy!'

Battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Unidentified Flying Cheese Wheel

Salvador Dali

'Miss Wilson, you can send in the plumber now,'