Stained Glass Enthusiast Pillows

'I admit that we are a progressive order Brother, but when I asked you to update our stained-glass window...'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Ladies by the seaside

Grandma's caf

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"How soon will this be a remnant

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Beach hats

"I love these old decorations!"

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Historic Bank Jobs.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

1930's Lady.

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

I love you.

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Two Eggs Any Style

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Victorian Gentleman

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Women's Fashion