Stained Glass Lover Pillows

Wow, Bob, you hit that window pretty hard!

Lord Longford

Demure lady with gloves

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Grandma's caf

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Ladies by the seaside

"How soon will this be a remnant

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Beach hats

"I love these old decorations!"

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Historic Bank Jobs.

1930's Lady.

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

I love you.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Two Eggs Any Style

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."