Stained-glass Surrealist T-Shirts

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

'There's nothing on.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

ThrEschers.

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"Collections were down. We had to get creative."

Ball Pool Peril

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

Grim Singer

"That must be Java Man!"

Rainy Day, Boredom

Spoon Size Shredded Yeti

Shrinking beggar.

"Whose idea was it to bring the pineapple?"

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

St Berts - Britain's first open mouth surgery in progress.

Signs your breakfast is trying to kill you.

Man pouring himself wine notices a hand with a glass, waiting to be topped up, coming from the chimney.

Art Appreciation- Rene Magritte

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

"Psssst! Jimmy, wake up man! I think you're having a nightmare!"

Salvador Dali

'I admit that we are a progressive order Brother, but when I asked you to update our stained-glass window...'

'Ground control? We've just entered the Magritte Galaxy!'

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

Battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Unidentified Flying Cheese Wheel