Fan Of Surreal Art T-Shirts

"I'll be right back. If you need anything just yell."

The Artist

Diner.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Raincloud Umbrella

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Giant Monster in Bath

Slinky Cow World

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Do you have a longer straw?'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

How information mingles in our brains

Ball Pool Peril

Police lineup

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

Escher's Dog

Skinhead guppy.

David Lynch

"I think the banana looks like a mustache, or a weird smile or something. How about an apple? ... Just a suggestion."

Newton discovers surrealism

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

Scuba diver in shark's water cooler.