Admiring Surrealism T-Shirts

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

The Artist

Raincloud Umbrella

'There's nothing on.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Convenience.

"He gets easily abstracted."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Surreal ale

"Things are looking up!"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Dreams I have had...

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Window in the Sky.

Ball Pool Peril

Breakfast surreal.

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

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Sausages!

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'