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Masochists' Investment Club - today's topic: 'no pain, no gain'.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Day trading.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Stock Hurricane Ride

"This is what we recommend for motion sickness, due to the stockmarket's rollercoaster ride."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.