Day Trading Daredevil T-Shirts

Day trading.

'I know I said I love this stock, but that was five minutes ago.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

'Will broker deals for food'

"Today opened as November 10, 1987, swung wildly to March 7, 1996, and closed as December 5, 1902."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

The Day Trader

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."