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'I see you've hired a former work-from-home, day trader.'

The day the stock market went UP.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Day trading.

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"I don't like the look of this."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Playing cards.

"I wouldn't stand there, if I were you."

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

Spanish bank needs propping up.

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

Trump Tariffs

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

'Money, I'm home!'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank

Offshore tax havens.