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Trump Tariffs

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Alternative fielding positions

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

' A new idea '

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Tic-tac-toe

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

The USA...

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

American Bombs

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

Surge Plans.