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Trump Tariffs

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Alternative fielding positions

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Businessman wearing many hats.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

Tic-tac-toe

' A new idea '

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"It's our new corporate strategy. I'd get on board if I were you, Watkins."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"I don't want to insult your intelligence - I imagine that happens enough as it is."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

The USA...

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

American Bombs

Surge Plans.

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

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