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Day Trading.

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Day trading.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

'You may have three mergers.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'Harrison will make the hard decisions and Dunwoody will rationalize them.'

'Will broker deals for food'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

"Today opened as November 10, 1987, swung wildly to March 7, 1996, and closed as December 5, 1902."

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

'Was Benedict Arnold just a plain old traitor, or was he a day traitor, like you, dad?'

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

The church of our lady of wall street.

The Day Trader

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'How did your big investment go, dear?'

"His mood is pegged to the dollar."

'Exactly how much do you have to speculate before anything starts to accumulate?'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

'Okay, I'll see your 3 and raise you another one!'

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

The Stock Market