Investment Daredevil T-Shirts

'I've decided to hang in for the long-term. Maybe even all day!'

Help! Seized the Day - but it was the day the dow dropped 1,000 points.

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

Please Help Me Get Back To Buying Risky Stocks On Margin.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Day trading.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Dow's up!"

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."