Investment Daredevil T-Shirts

'I've decided to hang in for the long-term. Maybe even all day!'

Help! Seized the Day - but it was the day the dow dropped 1,000 points.

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

Please Help Me Get Back To Buying Risky Stocks On Margin.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Day trading.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Dow's up!"

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

The Day Trader

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."