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'He's chasing the market.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Day trading.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"I try to lay low after making unpopular business decisions."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."