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Opportunity knocks investments..now..never

Day trading.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

Businessman at the deep end.

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

"I try to lay low after making unpopular business decisions."

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

Stock Hurricane Ride

"This is what we recommend for motion sickness, due to the stockmarket's rollercoaster ride."

'He's chasing the market.'

DOW Industrial Average.

'Nobody gets to the point quicker than Ron!'

'I know I said I love this stock, but that was five minutes ago.'

'We try to only make bad loans to good people.'

"Don't go there, it'll cost you an arm and a leg to lose the shirt off your back."

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

How to choose...

'I hate long meetings so in order to save time can we agree to talk at once?'

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'

Investment Firm's sign, 'No guts, no glory'.

'Will that be on your store charge?'

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

Please Help Me Get Back To Buying Risky Stocks On Margin.

Looks like his business confidence is picking up.

Attack of the Investment Zombie

"The bull market has peaked! The bull market has peaked!"

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

'I've decided to hang in for the long-term. Maybe even all day!'

Impulse Investors Welcomed.