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Market analyst at the Circus

'These days, the financial markets are dangerous for unexperienced small investors like you. That's why I'd suggest you to hire Tom. He's a professional stuntman'.

"Don't go there, it'll cost you an arm and a leg to lose the shirt off your back."

Money Problems

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Businessman at the deep end.

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Stock Hurricane Ride

"This is what we recommend for motion sickness, due to the stockmarket's rollercoaster ride."