Economic Daredevils T-Shirts

Stock Hurricane Ride

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

"This is what we recommend for motion sickness, due to the stockmarket's rollercoaster ride."

DOW Industrial Average.

'He's chasing the market.'

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Don't go there, it'll cost you an arm and a leg to lose the shirt off your back."

How to choose...

Robot Olympics

Opportunity knocks investments..now..never

'Will that be on your store charge?'

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

Investment Firm's sign, 'No guts, no glory'.

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

Looks like his business confidence is picking up.

Attack of the Investment Zombie

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

Please Help Me Get Back To Buying Risky Stocks On Margin.

'I've decided to hang in for the long-term. Maybe even all day!'

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'