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Looks like his business confidence is picking up.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

Stock Hurricane Ride

"This is what we recommend for motion sickness, due to the stockmarket's rollercoaster ride."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"Don't go there, it'll cost you an arm and a leg to lose the shirt off your back."

Work Du Soleil

'You want to run that by me again?'

How to choose...

Robot Olympics

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'Will that be on your store charge?'

Investment Firm's sign, 'No guts, no glory'.

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

Attack of the Investment Zombie

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

"And now let's practice risk management!"

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