'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'
Sterilization Advocate Gifts
Looking for a gift for a sterilization advocate? Explore our collection of creative products that highlight the importance of cleanliness and hygiene. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, our items are designed to make a statement and bring a smile. Whether they’re in healthcare, cleaning, or simply passionate about germ-free living, our curated gifts align perfectly with their interests and values.
"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."
Unexpected Error
Spiritual Lives Matter
'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'
I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...
Restrictive Abortion Laws
Abortion Ban
Everyone's Got an Opinion but No One Is Willing to Take a Chance for It
'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'
"I don't really know much about safe sex. I skipped the fourth grade."
Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.
"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."
'Of course, a National Health Service would ration treatment for your hypochondria.'
Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here
The NHS - 'I'm afraid years of neglect and abuse have left her in terminal decline.'
'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.'
"You are here."
Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.
"I just had a nightmare that 9 judges had control over men's bodies!"
"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."
"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."
'I believe the word you want is condom, not condemn ... unless you plan on having very unsafe sex.'
'The good news is we can still get abortions.'
Pro-Life Pete
SCOTUS
Hewitt urges mor supermarkets to open surgeries.
"Who needs medicare when you're a zombie?"
"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."
'The company cut our healthcare benefit - to half an apple a day.'
The Joy of Sioux
Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"
Patient care in the NHS.
'Aborting mission! Primary invasion force captured and enslaved!'
Confusion Reigns Over Contracts
Sterilization Advocate Gifts Collection
Sterilization Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of sterilization advocate mugs for witty designs and meaningful messages that suit their hygiene passion.
Sterilization Advocate Pillows
Loosen up with soft, funny pillows for sterilization advocates who love to relax with a touch of humor about hygiene.
Sterilization Advocate Prints
Beautify their space with prints that champion sterilization and hygiene in a fun, artistic way.
Sterilization Advocate T-Shirts
Check out our sterilization advocate t-shirts, combining humor and style to celebrate their commitment to cleanliness.