Sterilization Advocate Pillows

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

Restrictive Abortion Laws

Abortion Ban

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

"I don't really know much about safe sex. I skipped the fourth grade."

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

'Of course, a National Health Service would ration treatment for your hypochondria.'

'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.'

"You are here."

The NHS - 'I'm afraid years of neglect and abuse have left her in terminal decline.'

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

"I just had a nightmare that 9 judges had control over men's bodies!"

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

'I believe the word you want is condom, not condemn ... unless you plan on having very unsafe sex.'

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

Pro-Life Pete

SCOTUS

Hewitt urges mor supermarkets to open surgeries.

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

"Who needs medicare when you're a zombie?"

'The company cut our healthcare benefit - to half an apple a day.'

Patient care in the NHS.

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

The Joy of Sioux

Confusion Reigns Over Contracts

'Aborting mission! Primary invasion force captured and enslaved!'

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!"