Sterilization Advocate Mugs

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

Unexpected Error

Spiritual Lives Matter

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

Restrictive Abortion Laws

Abortion Ban

Everyone's Got an Opinion but No One Is Willing to Take a Chance for It

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

"I don't really know much about safe sex. I skipped the fourth grade."

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

'Of course, a National Health Service would ration treatment for your hypochondria.'

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

The NHS - 'I'm afraid years of neglect and abuse have left her in terminal decline.'

'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.'

"You are here."

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

"I just had a nightmare that 9 judges had control over men's bodies!"

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

'I believe the word you want is condom, not condemn ... unless you plan on having very unsafe sex.'

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

Pro-Life Pete

SCOTUS

Hewitt urges mor supermarkets to open surgeries.

"Who needs medicare when you're a zombie?"

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."

'The company cut our healthcare benefit - to half an apple a day.'

The Joy of Sioux

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

Patient care in the NHS.

'Aborting mission! Primary invasion force captured and enslaved!'

Confusion Reigns Over Contracts