Staying Single Gifts

All my friends are getting married. I'm just getting drunk.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Yes, I'm alone."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

Bachelor Cake

Augmented reality check

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

Boyfriend Shirt.

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

He's Tasty!

"Cute... But way too young."

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

"Is there a doctor in the house...hopefully unmarried?"

"Wanna watch a movie, Doll?"

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

"So, when are you gonna find a woman?"

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'