Statue Conservator Gifts

Maintenance worker spraying the armpit of the Statue of Liberty with Antiperspirant,

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Cat statues on entrance gate

Barristers

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Juggler and Illusionist

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

The Sculptor

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

Michelangelo's David

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

The Spring Break Venus

Scot country dancing,

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

"Who do you feel like pooping on today?"

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.