Statue Conservator T-Shirts

Helicopter Delivering Razor for Statue of Liberty's Underarm Hair.

Maintenance worker spraying the armpit of the Statue of Liberty with Antiperspirant,

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Barristers

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Juggler and Illusionist

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

The Sculptor

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

Scot country dancing,

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

The Spring Break Venus

"Who do you feel like pooping on today?"

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Michelangelo's David

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

B.O.H.I.C.A. Memorial

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.