Art Conservators T-Shirts

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

"I think he was a celebrity."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Painting taking root...

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Children's Art Show.

Rodin's Browser

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"I read 'Art News.'"

The sunglasses.

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"Outré or simply bad?"