Art Conservators Gifts

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Painting taking root...

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Children's Art Show.

Rodin's Browser

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Escher exhibition first floor

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"I read 'Art News.'"

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

The sunglasses.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Private Viewing