Conservator T-Shirts

Statue cleaner.

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Monkey-artist

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Conservation Area

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Japanese Whaling

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

The World Weeps

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'