Conservationist At Heart T-Shirts

'To demonstrate that it's nothing personal I brought you some pills for the headache.'

'Yes, the re-introduction to the wild has been a great success.'

Zoo animals.

EcoTours.

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Monkey-artist

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

Conservation Area

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

The World Weeps

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"