Conservatism T-Shirts

'The GOP has a Purity Test!'

All this snow makes it even easier to keep Obama from getting anything done!

"I'm back!"

Good Christians should be willing to die for President Trump."

"You know what Trump needs? A Republican pope to forgive his blasphemous remarks!"

A simple guide to political right philosophy

Mitt Romney Puppet

Keep Right

Teabaggers aren't a 3rd party: 'We're the rightwing of the GOP,' 'A Wholly owned sunsidiary og Fox News'

Reagacentennial

Voice of the GOP

Right wing parties in Europe.

'You haven't had enough yet.'

Michelle Bachman

Rush Limbaugh

Randolph Churchill appointed Chancellor

MAGA/GOP

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Monkey-artist

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Conservation Area

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!