Conservativism T-Shirts

"Dickie and I were so relieved to hear that you were born with you hyphen."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I love you too, big guy."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Monkey-artist

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Conservation Area

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

The last Passenger Pigeon

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Japanese Whaling

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Biodiversity

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

The World Weeps

Litter Pick

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

'May the forest be with you.'

Ecology.