Conservativism Mugs

"Dickie and I were so relieved to hear that you were born with you hyphen."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Reagacentennial

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I love you too, big guy."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Monkey-artist

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

Conservation Area

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Biodiversity

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

The World Weeps

Japanese Whaling

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

The last Passenger Pigeon

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

Litter Pick

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'May the forest be with you.'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."