Conservators Mugs

Spanish Art restorers to be regulated after botched jobs

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Reagacentennial

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Monkey-artist

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

Conservation Area

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

The World Weeps

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

The last Passenger Pigeon

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"