Statistician Star Gifts

Looking for a gift that appreciates the mind behind the data? Our collection for statisticians features witty and thoughtful products that truly resonate with numbers lovers. Whether they’re crunching data, analyzing trends, or just love a good statistical pun, there’s something in our curated selection that will make their day brighter. Celebrate their analytical genius with gifts that are as clever as they are charming — perfect for birthdays, graduations, or just because.

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"Any questions?"

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"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me." mockup

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

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"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target." mockup

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

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Fear/Knowledge

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ." mockup

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love mockup

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

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Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens. mockup

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

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'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?' mockup

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

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"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

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"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong." mockup

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

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'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting). mockup

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

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'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!' mockup

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

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"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time." mockup

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

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"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?" mockup

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

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"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x." mockup

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

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"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

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GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof. mockup

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

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"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir." mockup

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

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"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?" mockup

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

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"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!" mockup

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

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'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.' mockup

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

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"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority." mockup

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

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John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.' mockup

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

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Granny with balanced pie chart

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"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death." mockup

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

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'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?' mockup

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

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Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession. mockup

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

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'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.' mockup

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

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Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ... mockup

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

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'Of students surveyed, 64% prefer English and 32% prefer math. The fact that these numbers do not add up to 100 may help explain why.'

'Of students surveyed, 64% prefer English and 32% prefer math. The fact that these numbers do not add up to 100 may help explain why.' mockup

'Of students surveyed, 64% prefer English and 32% prefer math. The fact that these numbers do not add up to 100 may help explain why.'

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Statistician Star Gifts Collection

Statistician Star Mugs

Explore our collection of statistician-themed mugs for the perfect blend of humor and data love to start their day.

Statistician Star Pillows

Check out our fun and cozy pillows featuring data-inspired designs—perfect for adding personality to any space.

Statistician Star Prints

Browse inspiring prints that honor the world of statistics with clever designs and stylish visuals—ideal for data lovers.

Statistician Star T-Shirts

Discover witty and stylish t-shirts celebrating statisticians that make a great gift for any analytical mind.