Statistician Supreme Gifts

Looking for the perfect gift for your statistician friend or family member who’s truly the statistician supreme? Shop our collection of witty mugs, inspiring prints, and cozy pillows that celebrate their love for numbers and data storytelling. Perfect for desk decor, casual wear, or a little everyday motivation. Find fun, thoughtful, and unique items that reflect their passion and make their day a little brighter — one equation at a time.

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"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me." mockup

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

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"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target." mockup

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

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Fear/Knowledge

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ." mockup

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love mockup

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

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Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens. mockup

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

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'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?' mockup

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

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"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

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"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong." mockup

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

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'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting). mockup

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

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"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time." mockup

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

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"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?" mockup

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

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"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x." mockup

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

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"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

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GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof. mockup

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

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"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir." mockup

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

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"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?" mockup

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

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"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!" mockup

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

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'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.' mockup

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

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'Last year we increased sales by 100%.' mockup

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

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"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority." mockup

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

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John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.' mockup

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

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Granny with balanced pie chart

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"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death." mockup

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

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'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?' mockup

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

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Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession. mockup

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

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'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.' mockup

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

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Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ... mockup

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

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"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind." mockup

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

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'Of students surveyed, 64% prefer English and 32% prefer math. The fact that these numbers do not add up to 100 may help explain why.'

'Of students surveyed, 64% prefer English and 32% prefer math. The fact that these numbers do not add up to 100 may help explain why.' mockup

'Of students surveyed, 64% prefer English and 32% prefer math. The fact that these numbers do not add up to 100 may help explain why.'

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Statistician Supreme Gifts Collection

Statistician Supreme Mugs

Explore our full range of humorous mugs designed for statisticians—perfect for adding a smile to their coffee break.

Statistician Supreme Pillows

Discover cozy and humorous pillows that bring personality to any room, ideal for statisticians who love a good laugh and a comfy seat.

Statistician Supreme Prints

Browse our collection of witty and inspiring prints—ideal for decorating a statistician’s office or home with a touch of data-driven humor.

Statistician Supreme T-Shirts

Find more fun and stylish t-shirts that celebrate your statistician’s love for data and analysis—comfortable and witty casualwear await.