Statistician Of Life Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift that honors a statistician of life? Whether they analyze data or simply love patterns and probabilities, our range of products adds a touch of wit and wisdom. Perfect for those who see life through a lens of stats and enjoy a good pun or thoughtful message on their favorite items. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows to prints, find something that celebrates their analytical spirit and love of life's rhythms.

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"Why does it always have to represent something?"

"Why does it always have to represent something?" mockup

"Why does it always have to represent something?"

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"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me." mockup

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

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"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target." mockup

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

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Fear/Knowledge

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ." mockup

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love mockup

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

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Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens. mockup

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

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'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?' mockup

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

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'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.' mockup

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

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"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

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"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong." mockup

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

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'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting). mockup

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

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'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!' mockup

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

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"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?" mockup

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

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"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time." mockup

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

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"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x." mockup

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

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"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

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"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir." mockup

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

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GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof. mockup

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

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"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?" mockup

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

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"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!" mockup

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

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'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.' mockup

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

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John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.' mockup

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

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"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority." mockup

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

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Granny with balanced pie chart

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"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death." mockup

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

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'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?' mockup

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

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Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession. mockup

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

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'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.' mockup

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

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'Of students surveyed, 64% prefer English and 32% prefer math. The fact that these numbers do not add up to 100 may help explain why.'

'Of students surveyed, 64% prefer English and 32% prefer math. The fact that these numbers do not add up to 100 may help explain why.' mockup

'Of students surveyed, 64% prefer English and 32% prefer math. The fact that these numbers do not add up to 100 may help explain why.'

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Statistician Of Life Gifts Collection

Statistician Of Life Mugs

Explore our range of mugs featuring the statistician of life's witty and insightful designs—perfect for their morning routine or as a thoughtful gift.

Statistician Of Life Pillows

Find cozy pillows with clever designs inspired by data and patterns—great for adding personality to their living space.

Statistician Of Life Prints

Enhance their decor with prints that showcase the beauty of life's statistical patterns—an inspiring gift for any enthusiast.

Statistician Of Life T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the statistician of life's love for patterns and data—ideal for casual wear that makes a statement.