Statistic Explorer Gifts

'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

"Wow! Good news - the line is getting shorter!"

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

'Our crime figures are down!'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'...and as a consequence, you lot all redundant. I'm not making it up.'

Carl's still 51 annoyed at you for saying his opinion was statistically insignificant.

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"This has been quite a season for Zobrowsky—a hundred an twenty-nine receptions, sixteen touchdowns, a B-plus in English, a B in philosophy, an A in political science, and a B-minus in French!"

'About this experiment for generating random numbers - each time you do it, it comes out different.'

Entropy Seminar.

The File Room at the Chaos Theory & Entropy Institute.

Those Who Get Off On Not Social Distancing: 87% Celebrities On ZOOM: 83%. "We're All In This Together": 82%

The Miracle Worker

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

Dept of Entropy.

"According to this article 98% of the statistics you read in the newspaper are inaccurate."

'But the GOOD news is that we managed to keep him alive long enough so he won't effect this months mortality targets at all!'

'The reminds me. Place your orders for the lunchtime pizza.'

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

"Study after study shows that more and more people are participating in studies."

The Stat family

'That's one of my earlier pieces.'

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

"So far, decliners outnumber advancers nine to seven."

'Having conducted a comprehensive analysis of dozens of subsets of data from a wide range of sources we've confirmed that the likely answer is 36...now we just need to identify the question.'