State Size Switcher Gifts

How the U.S. would look if Texas and Rhode Island switched places

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

On - Undecided - Off switch

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

Signs of Fall

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Old Man Winter.

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

"I bought a metric scale. I'll no longer be disappointed with my weight because I won't know what it means."

Waiter in Waiting Room with Needle

"Shuffle Mode"

"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries."

Indian Winter

The Gas Price Race

No one visits Cindy's office since she started putting healthy snacks in her candy bowl.

'I can't wait until July!... I can't until January!'