State Size Switcher Pillows

How the U.S. would look if Texas and Rhode Island switched places

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

On - Undecided - Off switch

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

Now we wait for the snow.

Signs of Fall

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Another Fine Mess. It's cute -- but the General wants you to change it back to "Mess Hall #640".

Old Man Winter.

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

"I bought a metric scale. I'll no longer be disappointed with my weight because I won't know what it means."

"Shuffle Mode"

"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries."

Actually, a lot of my friends have switched to soy.

Waiter in Waiting Room with Needle

Indian Winter

The Gas Price Race

"Something happened to Jim between pre-game warm-ups and post-season wrap-ups...he switched to NASCAR."

No one visits Cindy's office since she started putting healthy snacks in her candy bowl.