Starting A Side Job Gifts

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

'We're looking for impartial people who think the way we do.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"I can always tell a permanent temp from a temporary temp."

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'It's a side gig.'

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

"I get you're an entrepreneur, but what do you do?"

"I needed a side hustle."

"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."

"It's my side hustle."

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

When applying for a part-time job in retail, try not to state the obvious.

"I'll never accomplish anything around here if I'm forced to do my job."

Bought low, sold lower.

Lost property

"Did you know that one-third of all business start-ups were launched by moonlighters working on another company's time?"

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

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"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

'OK, Murgatroyd, what's this I hear about you operating an ear piercing service on the side?'