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'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

'We're looking for impartial people who think the way we do.'

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"I can always tell a permanent temp from a temporary temp."

'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'It's a side gig.'

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

"It's my side rustle."

Sheila finds a way to supplement her baby-sitting income.

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

"I get you're an entrepreneur, but what do you do?"

"I needed a side hustle."

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"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."

When applying for a part-time job in retail, try not to state the obvious.

"I'll never accomplish anything around here if I'm forced to do my job."

"It's my side hustle."

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

Bought low, sold lower.

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

"Did you know that one-third of all business start-ups were launched by moonlighters working on another company's time?"

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"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

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Labour Force Survey Shows Increase in Part Time Working.

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

"Somehow I'm just not popular. I'm an IRS agent, but I moonlight as a telemarketer and an Uber driver."

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Isn't It Exciting?