Side Hustle Pillows

'OK, Murgatroyd, what's this I hear about you operating an ear piercing service on the side?'

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Engineer on the move.

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

"I get you're an entrepreneur, but what do you do?"

"I needed a side hustle."

"It's my side hustle."

"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."

'I didn't get the 'employee of the month', but I was the 'firee of the day'!'

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

Lost property

Bought low, sold lower.

"Did you know that one-third of all business start-ups were launched by moonlighters working on another company's time?"

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

'No one takes me seriously because I'm a small business man.'

Side business

Wally earns big buck stuffing envelopes at home!

"I have a website because I need a part time job to supplement my income."

'Times must be hard, you're the sixth self-employed freelancer I've seen this week whose expenses exceed income...'

'How else am I supposed to afford gas for my SUV?'