Starting A Hotel Business Gifts

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"This is our soft opening."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Garlic Free Zone.

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Local food for local consumption

'Cooking'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

The Suite Hereafter

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Mini Bar

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."