" ....you didn't say wanted one that worked."
Starting A Job In Hospitality Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone starting a job in hospitality? Our collection features witty, warm, and amusing products that capture the hustle, charm, and spirit of the hotel, restaurant, or event world. Whether it's a mug to brighten their mornings or a gift that celebrates their new role, find the perfect token to say, 'You're going to do great!' and toast to new beginnings.
"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"
"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."
Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'
Cardiac Recovery.
'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'
'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'
"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."
"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."
Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.
"You have a big check because you had a big wine."
'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'
Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.
"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."
"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"
"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"
"What's happened to Quiche?"
Prawn Cocktail Please
"Valet park only"
"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."
"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."
"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"
'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'
'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'
"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."
Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women
"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."
Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."
'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'
The Suite Hereafter
The American Tearoom, Moscow
Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?
"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."
Mini Bar
"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."
Starting A Job In Hospitality Gifts Collection
Starting A Job In Hospitality Mugs
Discover our collection of humor-filled mugs perfect for anyone starting in hospitality—brighten their mornings and give them a boost every day.
Starting A Job In Hospitality Pillows
Add comfort and a touch of fun to their space with pillows inspired by the hospitality world—great for new professionals or those in the industry.
Starting A Job In Hospitality Prints
Decorate their new workspace or room with inspiring prints that celebrate their journey into hospitality—perfect for adding personality and motivation.
Starting A Job In Hospitality T-Shirts
Find the ideal t-shirt to celebrate a new hospitality career—fun, stylish, and full of personality, perfect for work or casual wear.