Hospitality Workers Gifts

"All the world’s a stage, and we merely the actors/waiters."

I think this restaurant may have too many employees. Yes, I would like you to send over the menu steward.

Children welcome in a hotel (as long as they're grown up).

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

Cardiac Recovery.

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Valet park only"

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."